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[volitaunt]

"Hey, try again later."

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[spellslots]

fair

friends with benefits, fuck buddies,
whatever you wanna call it
i don't really sleep with strangers, you know?

[volitaunt]

oh, hey. me either.

[ Of course, Poe's gauge for "knowing" someone is a little... borked. But the statement is still essentially true. He's done one-offs with friends, a few longer stints, nothing serious and nothing permanent. ]

never called it 'fuck buddies' though.

[ VISUALIZE IF YOU WILL: THE MORE YOU KNOW SYMBOL SAILING PAST IN THE BACKGROUND. ]

[spellslots]

same trust issues!

[He's drunk enough that this meme reference seems funny.]

me and mags did the fwb thing for a lotta decades but like jokes and shit aside i dont fuck around a lot. but im also a couple centuries old so percentage wise it kinda evens out

[volitaunt]

[ o no taako u gave him a sad. ]

yeah, i just

it hasn't mattered lately. no time, no interest.

[ NVM THE WHOLE TRAPPED ON A MOON THING still no time still no interest!!!! ]

[spellslots]

i feel you
before i got here it'd been a whiiiile

you ever get the chance here you should go for it though for sure. sex is great 👍👍

[volitaunt]

[ A LONG PAUSE ]

there was sort of a thing that happened with

when the mistletoe

thing

[spellslots]

oh damn
what did you get up to my man

1/2

[volitaunt]

[ fingerfucking in a stairwell ]

you're going to laugh at me.

not sure about which part, but you're definitely going to.

karen and i sort of

2/3 i lied

[volitaunt]

we sort of

[volitaunt]

look, the pants stayed on at least

[spellslots]

i'd only laugh if it was funny
and i dunno why that has to be an at least'

hold up, were you in public 👀

[volitaunt]

does it count as public if no one else was there

[spellslots]

a park is still a public place if it's empty so that's a yes

nice, though
congrats

[volitaunt]

it wasn't a park!

it was a stairwell.

is that better or worse.

thank you. i hope your hair-pulling works out as well.

[spellslots]

i mean, listen, im the wrong person to ask about the betterness or worseness of public sex cause im biased

thanks! im sure it will, he's very nice

are you two gonna hook up again?

[volitaunt]

[ THAT SHOULD NOT BE A HARD QUESTION TO ANSWER.

Would he like to??

Yes?????

Does he think it's a good idea????????

No??????????????

Why doesn't he think it's a good idea well that's logic not found and a neef warren he's not going to run down!!!!! It certainly doesn't have to do with catching feelings. ]

probably not.

[ He doesn't even know if she wants to anyway. ]

[spellslots]

not that great?

[Because obviously that's the only reason not to do it again. Why would feelings come into it???]

[volitaunt]

amazing.

that's

sort of the problem.

[spellslots]

1/???

[volitaunt]

we're

[volitaunt]

she's

3/3

[volitaunt]

she's not a friends with benefits kind of person

[ Translation that he will not make: He's not sure he can be a friends with benefits kind of person with her. ]

[spellslots]

oh, got it, you don't wanna fuck with that

[That's rich coning from someone with a boyfriend.]

[volitaunt]

i've got a war to go back to.

[ his own bluntness takes him by surprise. ]

[spellslots]

you don't gotta justify it to me, my fella, i get it

i kinda had this thing with a dude when i was pretty new here and like, we broke it off cause he thought i was gonna stay?? which is never gonna happen