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[volitaunt]

"Hey, try again later."

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[volitaunt]

the way i see it, that just means you got to humiliate her twice.

[bythehand]

Once was plenty. Twice is a bonus.

Happy to quit while I'm ahead on that one.

No tribute fish necessary.

[volitaunt]

are you kidding? i wouldn't saddle a poor fish with that buckethead's name.

[ Is this an indicator that Poe is considering getting himself a fish now too? MAYBE. ]

[bythehand]

Be a waste of a naming opportunity. I feel like you've got a few good ones you could break out for that.

[ Let Poe get a fish 2k18. Finn would throw another suggestion out there but the only one he can think of is Leia right now, and that still has some "is it too soon though" energy in his opinion. Poe is the one with basically a full deck of hero trading cards. ]

[volitaunt]

[ BB-8 may or may not be on the network researching fish at Poe's behest. ]

i feel like i should honor one of my squadmates and name it snap. or pava. maybe kun.

nah, snap. he's the one who'd be the most annoyed.

[bythehand]

Sounds like Snap is gonna be my new favorite pilot.

[ Move over Poe and Rey and Cassian and Jim and John and Chewie and Probably Han, there's a new up and comer on Finn's list of pilots he collects, or something.

Who even is Snap and has he seen him ever, let alone got a second to be introduced? Maybe to part one, no to part two. Doesn't matter. He's in a good mood because he has a really dumb fish, so he's here to make petty executive decisions. ]

[volitaunt]

who's your favorite pilot now??

[bythehand]

Are you angling to hear it's you or is that an actual question?

[volitaunt]

i can put something wet and squishy in your sheets.

[bythehand]

And I can move out. Doesn't mean either of us should.

[ Literally no matter how many times that threat gets made, it's just as potent as ever. Because Finn thinks about it happening in real life and dies. WOULD SNAP, HIS NEW BEST FRIEND, DO THIS TO HIM... ]

Look, when you're not threatening my sheets, you're usually my favorite.

[volitaunt]

all right, your sheets are safe. i would be okay with BB-8 beating me, for the record.

[bythehand]

Oh, I'll keep it on record.

But I expect to make your top ten if I ever get a handle on this shuttle. Fair trade.

[volitaunt]

you'd be in my top ten even if you don't get a handle on the shuttle.

[bythehand]

If I'm up there anyway, then I will get a handle on it.

[ Finn: I expect to be in the favorites if I'm not shitty.
Poe: don't worry, you'll be there even if you're shitty.
Finn, to spite....... himself?? Friendship? Jury's out.: Excuse You Sir I Will Earn My Rank And Secondly How Dare You. ]

Just get out here and meet the fish.